{"id":544,"date":"2009-02-11T18:58:31","date_gmt":"2009-02-11T17:58:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sergisabate.cat\/blog\/?p=544"},"modified":"2009-07-24T21:37:32","modified_gmt":"2009-07-24T19:37:32","slug":"anar-a-cagar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sergisabate.cat\/blog\/anar-a-cagar\/","title":{"rendered":"Anar a Cagar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Divendres passat, al M\u00f3n a RAC1, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/group.php?gid=60050766096\" target=\"_blank\">David Llorens<\/a> va mencionar 44 formes, eufemismes, per dir &#8220;me&#8217;n vaig a cagar&#8221;. Les reprodueixo tot seguit. El millor, per\u00f2, ser\u00e0 que <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rac1.org\/elmon\/?p=12861\" target=\"_blank\">entreu al blog del M\u00f3n i ho escolteu<\/a>. Riureu, de deb\u00f3. N&#8217;hi ha per cagar-s&#8217;hi!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>EUFEMISMES PER \u201cVAIG A CAGAR\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>1.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a fer de ventre<\/p>\n<p>2.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a plantar un pi<\/p>\n<p>3.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Tinc una reuni\u00f3 amb el senyor Roca<\/p>\n<p>4.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 He d\u2019alliberar a Willy<\/p>\n<p>5.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a fer un exorcisme (sal de mi, sal de mi)<\/p>\n<p>6.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a tirar troncs al riu<\/p>\n<p>7.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a treure\u2019m un pes de sobre<\/p>\n<p>8.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a despedir un amic de l\u2019interior<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>9.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a l\u2019excusat<\/p>\n<p>10.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Sento la crida de la natura<\/p>\n<p>11.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a llen\u00e7ar el reciclatge<\/p>\n<p>12.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a proposar una sortida negociada al conclicte \u00e0rab-israeli\u00e0<\/p>\n<p>13.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a posar un ou<\/p>\n<p>14.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (si vas molt apurat) Vaig a fer hist\u00f2ria en el m\u00f3n de la defecaci\u00f3<\/p>\n<p>15.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (si vas molt apurat) Vaig a que em practiquin una ces\u00e0rea<\/p>\n<p>16.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a alliberar hostatges<\/p>\n<p>17.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a fer un sudoku<\/p>\n<p>18.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 He d\u2019anar a pentinar-me, que m\u2019estic pentinant a sobre<\/p>\n<p>19.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (en castell\u00e0) Voy a ver Chicago (chi-cago)<\/p>\n<p>20.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a marcar el territori<\/p>\n<p>21.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Haig de marxar que la tortuga treu el cap<\/p>\n<p>22.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Haig de marxar que m\u2019est\u00e0 creixent la cua<\/p>\n<p>23.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a bombardejar Hiroshima<\/p>\n<p>24.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Tinc un marron que m\u2019he de treure de sobre<\/p>\n<p>25.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a passar de l\u2019abstracte a lo concret<\/p>\n<p>26.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a donar-li sabor al caldo<\/p>\n<p>27.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a fer fora el llogater<\/p>\n<p>28.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a exterioritzar el meu malestar<\/p>\n<p>29.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a llen\u00e7ar una boia<\/p>\n<p>30.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a treure el millor de mi<\/p>\n<p>31.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a monolitar<\/p>\n<p>32.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (moooooolt pol\u00edticament incorrecte) Vaig a alliberar a Nelson Mandela<\/p>\n<p>33.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a encarregar un bra\u00e7 de gitano<\/p>\n<p>34.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Home a l\u2019aigua!!!!<\/p>\n<p>35.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a buidar la paperera de reciclatge<\/p>\n<p>36.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a netejar las canyeries<\/p>\n<p>37.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 He de resoldre un assumpte molt t\u00e8rbol<\/p>\n<p>38.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (mooooolt fastig\u00f3s) Vaig a pentinar-me els p\u00e9ls del cul cap a fora<\/p>\n<p>39.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (nom\u00e9s en castell\u00e0) Voy a hacer de tripas coraz\u00f3n<\/p>\n<p>40.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a treure el mal que porto dins<\/p>\n<p>41.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a calcular el meu Producte Interior Brut<\/p>\n<p>42.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a rescindir-li el contracte a Kak\u00e0<\/p>\n<p>43.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a arrugar la cara<\/p>\n<p>44.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 M\u2019est\u00e0 venint la inspiraci\u00f3<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(Vist a: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rac1.cat\/elmon\" target=\"_blank\">www.rac1.cat\/elmon<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Divendres passat, al M\u00f3n a RAC1, David Llorens va mencionar 44 formes, eufemismes, per dir &#8220;me&#8217;n vaig a cagar&#8221;. Les reprodueixo tot seguit. El millor, per\u00f2, ser\u00e0 que entreu al blog del M\u00f3n i ho escolteu. Riureu, de deb\u00f3. N&#8217;hi ha per cagar-s&#8217;hi! EUFEMISMES PER \u201cVAIG A CAGAR\u201d 1.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vaig a fer de ventre 2.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,10,11],"tags":[48,49],"class_list":["post-544","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-radio","category-retalls","tag-cagar","tag-rac1"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sergisabate.cat\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/544","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sergisabate.cat\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sergisabate.cat\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sergisabate.cat\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sergisabate.cat\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=544"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/sergisabate.cat\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/544\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":547,"href":"http:\/\/sergisabate.cat\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/544\/revisions\/547"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sergisabate.cat\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sergisabate.cat\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sergisabate.cat\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}